Lyzard Froygindock

It was the blackness of unconscious miasma which bore me into the land of the living. There was light, as though a horizon of asphyxiating brightness were opening up in the dawn of a world whose beginning groans were just now heard, and that among the organisms imbued with life upon the subsequent space-borne rocks. Of my two throbbing ears, one was pinned to wood of a roughness which can be likened to the tortured bark of an oak tree after an uncomfortable bear has had its way with it. The other was open to the sky. And what misfortune did I find myself in this slow apprehension! For the rough barks of command and violent snapping about me was a nervous harassment of which I was seldom accustomed to except in the harsh classrooms of my youth. And that opening horizon dimmed even as the world of endless possibilities closed about my bleary eyes into a focus of movement about the deck of a ship of which I was not accustomed, as in fact I could not have been, for beside one short and terrifying voyage from Tunisia to Sicily three years hence I was but a stranger to the shifting seas beneath my stomach. Thus did I awake into the first of many uncertain realms.

Ragged black shoes with dull brass buckles approached my face, and with them legs covered in strangely covered stockings. I had little time to consider the rarity of this combination, for in that moment their owner grabbed me with knotted hands by my the lapels of my jacket – ah, why was I wearing a jacket! – and hauled me to my feet. The purpose of this seaward voyager was made evident immanently by what I discovered lacking in the brutish grimace of the grimy sailor’s face. And here was breath that I hardly found beaten by a dog’s.

“Cum wid’ me. The cap’n wants ter see ya.”

I guessed the extent of his vocabulary varied little more in breadth from his present choice of words, but in this transaction I was at a disadvantage, for though the modern man was ruled by mind, in the barbaric and untamed places of the world, might was yet the ultimate conqueror. As he dragged me aft into the door of the captain’s quarters, his own was illustrated by a tattoo of an anchor upon one great bicep. I did not hesitate to maintain reticence, nor follow him swiftly up to the captain who appeared nearly as seedy as my perception of the remainder of his crew. He stood from behind his salt-encrusted chair, slammed a filthy and broken-edged dagger through the map before him on the worn table of wood, and swept around it to confront my own face with his. Nor, did I discover rapidly, did his breath improve my impression of his seaborne charge.

“Yaaar, be dis tha scum that dropped from the heavens onto our deck?”

The sailor’s nods were fierce in its support of his captain’s claim.

“And be dis tha cause of our troubles of late?”

Beside and behind my peripherals, the hairs of my neck, covered as they were by the lapels of this strange coat, were affected by the same swishing of air, signifying the dumb sailor’s assent.

“Den we know what to do wid im’, eh? Trow ‘im overboard!”

With this pronouncement of my fate, rapid in conclusion though it was, I found myself back upon the deck, and now in the thick of crowds which before in the blurriness of my vision were but legs and arms crawling about the ropes of the ship. They chanted in their methods of crudity and barbarism their praise of superstitious phantoms for relenting in harassment upon their sorry souls. I found myself chanting in silence that those phantoms would return and continue their good work.

Just then, whether by force of fortune or the wordless workings of belief in superstition, the sun was blotted from the sky. There was a cry of terrible distress from the open mouths of the sailors on the deck. We all turned to stare at the blankness where before shone the life-giving rays of our solar star, they with dread, and myself with quiet curiosity. You see, I was a man of science, as they are called, and knew the solar workings of the orbits of the planets, their ecliptic planes and Lagrange points, the exact tilt of the Earth, its axial rotation, and its orbital period – the source of our days seasons. In this study I found solace. It was among the dust and ink of equations and theories printed in the books of academia that the human mind found its highest magnification, the consideration of logic and mathematical formulae to dissect like a laboratory cadaver the unseen depths of Nature, and the key to Her citadel within which only the wise and most learned might tread. All else was rubbish to my fascination: poetry, artistic expression, music, and that fictitious prose of fantasizing madmen were wasted hours in search of meager existence. So when my gaze assessed the spinning round object covering our immediate observation of the sun, I knew it not to be some mundane deity from the mythos of mankind, but rather a natural occurrence, though admittedly of extreme oddity.

The sailors scattered on the deck, and I was left alone, shifting on the deck of an undirected vessel lifted by the suddenly swelling ocean, and upon no horizon lay the intimations of land. The spinning circular apparition drew nearer, and its shadow I now discerned was cast over a greater surface area of the sea, where before it had been localized about the confines of the ship. The interval of time in which my dilating eyes adjusted to the sudden differential in light was all that was necessary for the object to come to rest parallel to the port side of the ship, so swift was its approach. And its size! It was behemoth, this object, many lengths of the ship in diameter, the peak of its circular arc stories above the mast of the ship, and it floated without affectation by the winds or seeping waves against its faultless and impassable gray surface. I watched with the speechless awe of a child. My mind was incapable of comprehending such wonders, too small to encompass so large a reality, as I then learned, though learned I had considered myself in the presence of those vanished fools!

Slowly, I perceived in the center of this colossal disc upon whose side I gaped open-mouthed, a minute fracture in its flawless face. This fracture spread around the axial point of the disc, forming a perfect circle concentric with its edge. Then, a web of similar fractures fragmented the now-separated disc, and this slid away from the center in manner foreign to any design I could apprehend. From the opening formed by this withdrawal issued an illumination whose intensity could scarcely match the star whose light it intruded upon, though excruciating it was to behold, and certainly defied the jolly yellow which it exuded, for its color was the essence of Sirius or Rigel B. There, framed in the circular light, a shadow, a silhouette, a nightmare! It was not human! It moved as though alive, yet there existed no creature which roamed the surface of God’s Earth, nor preyed in its deeps, which could compare to this otherworldly daemon. It could not be real! It was chimera, apparition, phantasm! What thin attachment I decided to be an arm moved in my direction, and though perhaps a hundred yards away from me across the heaving waves, I saw its eyes!

I sobbed. I could not move. Stricken by the suddenly increasing intensity, I was paralyzed in every limb, and could only weep into my hands as I felt the force of gravity loose its grip upon my frame. Then I was flying. I saw between the frozen gaps in my fingers the waters beneath me, and knew I had left the ship. The sensation that embraced me was beyond the likenings of any invention of man; if the unseen forces of nature could feel, if heat and energy could be given form and being, and if they could move upon a man of their own volition and lift him from one island to another without his feet brushing the surly dust of Earth, then might one define what was my present and actual reality. For that was what it was, and could not be expressed otherwise, even if I could, though I will do my best to describe it and what follows in the ensuing chapters of my recollection. I am a man of science, no matter what anyone else will tell you. I am not a madman, as the papers might suggest, and for this reason have attempted to pen my experiences in accordance with the truth of their events, for if these words and events are not spelled out in their entirety, then I am certain every inhabitant of Earth will be soon be doomed to utter annihilation.

Frizzard Sloggindeck

What is this pulsing glow which saturated my vision? Were it but a black darkness, I would say it was lightning in the horizon, but nay: I have met a mystery too great for this mind to conceive. How can I ascribe its properties? What can be said of its facets? From a tree it grows, like the haft of a blade pierced deep into its roughened folds. Blue and green it foams in light. I draw close, and it buzzes in my ears. Does it make a sound, or only in my mind? Do I imagine it swirling like an oozing puddle? Can I feel its metal grow between my ribs? I draw near again to touch it. It sparkles with desire. My hand stops shy, and I shiver; this thing of evil, thing of beauty, light mystery, I dare not touch it. My hand curls up in indecision. Why am I so uncertain?! Feel it, for it is beautiful! Obey me, my own hand! But it is static and immobile. Bested by my own nature.

There it is, and I am here. Where? In the night? In the abyss? Flung to Tartarus by heretical thoughts? Falling through the infinite, a hole in the fabric of time? Why is there nought about me but the tree and its apparition, struck through the heart? It alone is illuminated, and I see not my hands, nor my feet, nor the body of my beating heart. And there is absolute silence, the stillness of death. Stillness?! There is no beating within my frame! I am dead.

This haft of light, it beats with the pulse I should expect from within. There again I approach. Do I have no control over my self? My legs move without command, forced in direction undisclosed. Oh, universe! Determine a different path, that I might find annihilation, and not forever the embrace of darkness! But I have thought these thoughts, even as I approach the certain blade. I have thought these thoughts, my Self, and not you, for you move with purpose intrinsic, yet I move with determination of MY own. Yes, I. Can you say that of your Self? Can you truly Be? Can you Act? No, you can merely exist. As it shall stay. But now I am by the tree.

I reach again for the blade. Would that I could move. My foremost finger nearly touches it. It brushes the handle. It must be full of vision, for my eyesight was replaced with another’s and I saw a universe of impossibilities. Planets with eyes and no faces stared mutely, curiously at the stars they circled. They were wide, baby eyes, massive in form, covering continents. The suns had white wings, and fluttered slowly in the vacuum. Were they flying? I could not tell. How else did they move in the galactic dance?

There was another planet! Black eyes, a face of smog, and covered in pricks of yellow light. It had more than a face, but a texture, and fingers, flying fingers, fingers that moved in space! The fingers reached out, little things, toward the wings, to grab them and become like the sun. The sun became red with anger, expanding, swallowing up the children; the black fingers nearly touched its face, until the sun rapidly contracted, and then the light. Brightness of light which lit up the dark void! How I could not look, for I was blinded. To this day, there is not another sight so bright. The evil textured planet of singular yellow power was consumed in the starry wrath, and left behind was a sight of speckled color more beautiful than Monet.

What was this revelation?

I recovered into the previous realm, and to my great surprise and consternation discovered the chief cause of my vision to be held in my hand, upon its impossibly black edge the drippings of green. From the wound of the tree it was pulled, oozing the green of life, and the tree moaned. There was no wind here, but its hair moved; there was no soil, but its trunk shifted. And moaned. Oh, how my soul was rent by that moan! It were as though a mighty animal had been stabbed in a vital, and I its unwitting executioner. How I wished to let go my grip of that horrid Vision-Maker! Yet I could not. It was sealed to me, glowing still in pulse with my heart which would not beat, blue now, red then: the color of nebula, and the black of space rimmed with the grime of green.

I was servant to this blade. I would serve it. I would die by it. It is a precious thing.

Mogumlula hofestebula ugummamu. Oayubi ughorabu memmoyalo. Frizzard Sloggindeck.

Room for These People

So there I was, like five or six in the morning, watching the early trucks delivering their steaming goodies, streetlamps snuffed out one by one by the yawning sun, a faint breeze to stir the dust and plastic shards scattered with the dried food along the walk. I approached the cafe nestled in the street corner, a disgruntled, squat little shop with grubby windows that peered grumpily down the street towards me. There was a stray dog guarding the door, growling and snapping at me as I got near. I edged around him nervously. Stupid dog. Someone should’ve called animal control, but I was busy that morning.

I pushed open the door, realizing the faces staring at me. So many. What had I done to deserve this? Wanting to appease them, I slunk to the table where I usually sat, plunking down an empty coffee cup – my favorite, it had the word INSPIRATION written on it – and a disheveled folder of paperwork, only then to realize the young woman in the knit sweater. Its light brown color fairly complimented her eyes, but they were slitted and staring off into the middle distance, and I presumed she was in some sort of trance. I leaned closer, but not too close, for I was a man and daren’t make it appear I was interested in her, especially with that entrance – Lord knows – but I still wasn’t certain what all those stares were about. She was murmuring a song at the wood paneling across the room, something about not being lost and interjected with prepositions at fairly odd intervals: “Down… Before… Around… During… Under…” and so on. A pleasant noise, she began to creep me out, so I left her to her words and connected my ears to my phone.

Now I was in my own world, and the dancing colors of my imagination distilled the pure vibrancy out of the dreary gray papers I perused as I sipped at my coffee cup. What? Empty already? Ah yes, I had forgotten. There needed first to be coffee in the mug before it could be drained. I was momentarily disconnected from my phone – all those cords could be a hassle, you know – and shoved off for the counter. The squat woman behind it eyed me suspiciously. What had I done? Nevermind. I handed her the mug.

“The usual, please.”

“Which is?” She replied, still squinting at my general person.

“Ah, um, black coffee, one cream, no sugar, and a plate with a plain white bagel… Please.” She kept staring. I wasn’t sure if my words had actually been spoken, or if they were still rattling around inside my hyperactive imagination. Then she pointed at the card reader.

“Payment before pleasure, hon.” I took my card and inserted it.




Payment denied.

Only a little shocked, I took my cheap plastic back and handed her the only three dollars I had to my name. She snatched it, sniffing the green, then stuffed it in her coffee-stained apron.

“Wait over there.” She waved at me in no particular direction. I spun around. Then she was gone.

I returned to my seat to find my papers strewn across the floor. It looked less the outcome of malice and more that of carelessness. The mildly attractive woman had moved and was swaying to herself in the corner. A large mountain of man sat across from me on that tiny table.

“Hey there.” He said to me.

“Hey.” Said I to the mountain. He leered over me, almost smiling, though blast me if I knew why. His breath smelled like salt, and his eyes were like lightning.

“How would you like a chance to get out?”

“Out?” I questioned. “Out of where?”

He waved his arm in no particular direction.

“Here! Anywhere!”

“Get out of anywhere?”

“No, no, no…” He shook his head and settled down. I was by now incapable of being more confused. You see, after a certain point I simply assumed it would make sense, or it wouldn’t.

“You want to get out, don’t you?”

Not really, I thought. I liked my table, though people kept sitting at it, and he was sitting on my papers right now, which was bothering me. After all, I had come here early enough to have it my way, hadn’t I?

“Sure, I’d love to get out.” I decided to say. After all, when a mountain is about to tell you something, why not give it a go?

“Really? Then here’s what you do. First, give me all your papers.”

“Uh, hmm, let’s see here… Those are important papers. In fact, they’re very important. As in, very. I’m just not sure I could give them away.”

The man looked at me with the lightning flashing so honestly in his eyes.

“I promise you won’t regret it.”


“That must be my coffee. Take my papers, do what you want with them, as long as it’s finish them for me. I’ll be right back.”

I got up and ran straight into an old man. Who was this guy? A toothy grin distracted me from the hand of smell just long enough for it to grab my nose. I reeled backward, though not so dramatically as to make it appear he did it, for I was polite like that, but I looked for any excuse to run the other way. His teeth opened, and for a moment I caught a splotchy tongue as he coughed a smoker’s retch into his hand. Then that gnarled hand – the one not holding a grimy plastic bag – shook as it opened, palm up and towards my chest. His green eyes stared into my soul.

“Help for an old man?”

I froze. How did I get around him without causing offense or making a scene? This place already had my number. They were all looking at me again, a long-haired musician in the corner tuning his guitar while eyeing me indifferently, a stern painter scanning my figure primly, a poet shaking his head while regarding me wistfully, a blogger giving me thoughts as only a dabbling cognescenti can. I smiled my best fake and sidestepped the hand. His green eyes stared into my soul.

“Help for an old man?”

“Ah, not today, I don’t have anything.” I inched around him, stumbling over a wastebin filled to the brim with papers, and appeared at the counter. The squat lady was waiting for me.

“Hmph.” I reached out for my coffee, but she withheld it.

“I said wait over here,” she waved indistinctly.

“Sorry, ma’am. Thanks for the coffee.”

“Hmph.” She handed it to me, and I sipped it: three packets of sugar, no cream. My eyes bulged at the sweetness. She plopped the bagel on a napkin and shoved it across the counter, returning to an impatient customer without a word. I picked it up. It had Jalapeno’s on it.

Returning to my seat via a circuitous route around the old man – though indiscreetly bringing me within earshot of that young lady from before, who was falling asleep and had fallen silent from her pretty birdsong – I landed my pitiful catch on the empty table. Empty. Wait.

“Where are my papers?”

“For a man who wants out, where would important papers be?” It being only five or six in the morning, and my stomach full only of that shot of sugared coffee, I sat on it until my eyes wandered to the wastebin. Papers were scattered, more from carelessness than from malice, all across the floor.

“Wha-… Did you throw them out?” The man nodded. I waited, then more insistently, sort of realizing I had given him authority over them, I asked, “Why-did-you-throw-them-out?” With each word he needed to understand the significance of what he had just done.

“Because you let me.” He replied. I could feel my mouth beginning to loosen, but before my jaw could drop entirely, I got up again to rectify his mistake. Then that squat little woman from behind the counter gathered up the papers, stuffed them in the bin, and tossed half a cup of coffee in with them. They were ruined.

I sat back down, my hands in my head. The burden of all that work fell off my shoulders like hot slag, and I felt I was melting. At least I had my phone to comfort me. Ignoring his flashing gaze, I reconnected to my own little world. Silence. Furrowing my brow in frustration, I jerked my phone in front of my nose. It had that terrible sickly look of death lingering about it I had seen reflected in the eyes of countless other consumers. I watched as it died in my hands, and I wept at its passing.

“Now,” he said, that mountain of man looming over me, “Give me your coffee.”

I looked up wearily. Why, why, why? Was it this guy’s fault nothing was working out? Maybe he was in some criminal syndicate where they selected a random citizen from a big lottery to punish each day. Hooray, I’d won.

Hoping that by appeasing this agent of wrath and the criminal overlords that sent him, I heard myself agreeing once again. He took the INSPIRATION mug away, all three shots of sugar, and carried it to the corner of the shop where the girl in the knit sweater was asleep. He woke her up gently, handing it to her, and she drank. Immediately she sat up, started to hum again, and the long-haired guitarist in the corner got up and began to play. The two of them came together and sat near each other, picking up the chords of a song about wanderlust. Then the eyes of the poet lit up, suddenly struck with the next great bestselling novel, and began to write until his notebook burned with the speed of his scribbling. Then the painter relaxed and stared into the lines of her white canvas, and her brush brought vague contours together to take the shape of real things.

“Now,” he said again. “Give me your bagel.” Wordlessly, I gave it to him. He broke it in half and gave part of it to the old man with the rasping cough. He took it excitedly and bit into it, the fiery peppers no doubt giving him taste again where nicotine had taken it away. The other half he gave to the growling dog outside, which sat down and began wagging his tail. The old man shuffled out and the dog, smelling Jalapeno on him, must have thought he was the source of the treat, and the growling dog and the old man walked away down the street happy in each other’s company.

“Now,” he said, returning to my tiny little table and dead phone and cheap piece of plastic. “Leave that behind and follow me.”

I got up and followed him.

The Siren’s Call from a Glittering Spire

Fiction – Excerpt from an unfinished novel

The siren has called me. It resonates with my soul. A deep longing, fit to be filled, a promise of final and absolute satiety. Out of chaos, out of silence, out of a thousand faces, out of utter loneliness, the Voice has pierced the reticence of the universe to answer the twisting desire of my quiet desperation to be known. How could a Voice taste sweet? Yet it goes down smooth as honey. I heard it in secret, it knew my name without giving it a word.

There was no reason to pack my things. My backpack lay open and its contents scattered across the floor from the previous night; a half-eaten sandwich, an uncharged computer, my journal filled with notes and drawings, they were to me now the remains of a past and distant life. Such trinkets would hinder my swift passage to the source of the Voice, and become useless when its promise of fulfillment was consummated. I nearly tossed aside the knife I kept in my pocket, but some inner whisper-distinct, and altogether different from the Siren’s call-urged I hold on to it. I could not perceive the necessity of this reason, but as I was now a leaf and not a man, blown by nature and not force of will, I took each voice without question.